End of the World Dump

An End of the World Dump is a sudden, intense poop that strikes usually at an inconvenient time such as at work or with company. It's an uncomfortable and hefty number 2 that results in a large and explosive shit, so powerful that it feels like the end of the world.

"Jeff, where did you go? We were in the middle of dinner."

"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."

by Absurd_Alfred June 28, 2023

End-Of-Yearitis

A sudden depression that looms over you when you realise a whole year has passed.

Often the sufferer remembers oppurtunities they let pass in the year, things they put off and friends they lost in the year.

This gloom is contagious so if you think you know someone who has End-Of-Yearitis don't get to close or they will remind you of what went wrong for you in the year.

If your not sure if someone is suffering from End-Of-Yearitis this may help

Symptoms of this include:
-Tiredness
-Obvious depression
-Black Marks under eyes from lack of sleep
-General Zombie-like state*
-Lack of New Year cheer
-Reluctance to give gifts (though they could just be being an asshole)

*Like wandering aimlessly around their place of residence, staring into space and being scary lookin'

Time (about 2 months) is only known cure for this disturbing affliction. Though ice cream and sugar in general is known to help sufferer get through it.

This illness can very easily be confused with Suddenly-Dumped-On-Assitis as the symptoms are very similar.

Mark got End-Of-Yearitis and now he's taking it out on me, the bastard

by Fucktarded Scarecrow December 30, 2009

End of discussion!

A statement meaning that the speaker wants the subject of conversation closed,in an unfriendly way.

"Michael,Patrick is sleeping with you tonight,and that's final! End of discussion!" snarled Uncle Lou,with his toothbrush in his mouth.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017

end of the road

Comes from Hebrew (Sof Ha'Derekh) Even though it sounds negative, it's actually very positive. It expresses the feeling after having an excellent experience of any sort. You use this expression to intensify telling stories to your friends just to make sure they understand that your experience is/was way beyond good, great or even excellent, saying it cannot possibly get any better then that. It also defines something extremely beautiful. In general it intensifies the word "Best".

someone: how was the party last night?
you: End of road!
or:
she: so how do I look?
He: End of the road!

by Sharon Toledano August 24, 2005

end-of-the-line

The place God sends people who want for nothing and are still cruel. Not to be confused with the Last as in the last shall be first. No, they want for nothing and care for nothing and that is what they are and what they will get. Jesus is tired when he gets to them and says, "some other time".

The end-of-the-line is behind The Last. See that definition. The people who in the last days had it all and wouldn't share. The-end-of-the-line is for mean people. That is where they will go, to the end of the line.

by Kathy Aumont July 29, 2004

end of the rainbow

In a world where jizz can be multi-colored, a technique where 7 guys all with different colored jizz are jerked off by a midget in a leprechaun suit into the rectum of a pot of gold aka some chick. *If the woman prefers, spraying rainbow colored jizz out of the anus is optional and may be enjoyable for some parties.

7 guys all with different colored jizz step into a room with a leprechaun:
Guy 1: "Hey guys I'm red this time.:
Guy 2: "You were red last time, how about you be green this time?"
Guy 1: How about you fuck a midget. I'm red. You cock jock.
Midget: "Come on guys, lets get wankin'. This chaik is ready for the end of the rainbow."
Guy 4: "Hope she totally sprays that shit all over my balls this time. You know, cause Im into that sort of thing." (*refer to optional rule)
Guy 6: "Come on, you guys are holding up the line. Midget get over here and spank my junk around so I totally jizz in this pot of gold aka this chick who is a total slut."

by Joe Ali January 22, 2008

end of the world sex

Sex that is so primal, wild and uninhibited that it is comparable to knowing the world is about to end and it will be the last sex you will ever have.

I hadn't seen my girlfriend, Gina, since I went away to college 6 months ago. When we finally hooked up, we had the craziest sex ever! It was like end of the world sex!

by g.spell_omega May 17, 2015