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Funk Elastic

A dance, in which the arms are swung backwords in large semi-circles. The dance is often used while "krumping" and is refered to in the song "I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill. The dance is also seen in the intro to "Just Jordan", a popular Nickelodean show. The dance is preformed by Kristen Combs.
"Well that's the Funk Elastic,
the blunt I twist it,
the slamafied, (buddafied) funk on your discus." -"I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill

Stoner #1: Last night we were so baked...

Stoner #2: Oh, you know it broski.

Stoner #1: Did you see Amy start dancing after she took a hit?

Stoner #2: Nah, dude, what'd she do?

Stoner #1: She did the FUNK ELASTIC biatch!

Stoner #2: Duuuuudddddeeee! Niiiiicccceee!

Towelie: Wanna get high?

Stoner #1: Holy shit! It's Towelie!

Stoner #2: Dude are we high already?

Stoner #1: Chaaaaaaaa...Light it up Towelie!

Stoners light up with Towelie and then proceed to do the Funk Elastic themselves.
by Broski McBroski February 20, 2009
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visco-elastic

An adjective that implies something is superior, used by sales staff who want to sound technical. From the ads for the Swedish Sleep System that state that the beds are made with "visco-elastic memory foam" supposedly endorsed by the "space foundation" (which is actually an invention of the visco-elastic memory foam bed industry).
Try our new visco-elastic garlic breadsticks!
by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007
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Fantastic Elastic

the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. And positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female vagina he cums inside of her, guaranteeing pregnancy. due to the very fast insertion, the cum is shot out at 27mph reducing the labor time to only 4.3 months opposed to 8. the offspring produced by preforming a fantastic elastic are more athletic than the average child.

Lance Armstrong, Michael Felps, tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Jeff Hamilton are all results of the fantastic Elastic
i wish i could be a sprinter on the USA Olympic, however im not athletic and fast enough. I grieve over it every day. I sure wish that my parents made me by preforming a fantastic elastic
by fantasticelastic May 7, 2009
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lid elastic

Guy 1: I heard someone in the kitchen say you got a lid elastic
Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: A lid elastic

***Hours Later***
Guy 2: Oh - a little ass dick
by Crimson Social January 13, 2015
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poop elastic

My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!
by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011
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dack elastic

Meaning the elastic in a pair of pants (shorts, trackpants etc).
My dack elastic needs fixing. (elastic may become streched and loose over a period of time or over use).
by NewSensation July 29, 2006
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Bombastic Elastic Fantastic

Can be described as a yummy food. Or a "sick" item
by toocold March 14, 2023
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