rubbing my eggroll

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.

guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll”

by albertoanddelilah December 07, 2019

Fat fuckin eggroll

A person who is a little overweight but most importantly is being a cunt

You suck
Fuck you you fat fuckin eggroll

by Devin the pedophile May 02, 2017

hide the eggroll

when you order chinese and proceed to order extra eggrolls.
then after you get them you hide them in your asian partner.

Dude i was with syndey lu and i ordered some eggrolls and hid them in her VAG!!!
hide the eggroll

by fuck bitches get money November 06, 2008

butters my eggrolls

another way of saying "pisses me off"

That girl really butters my eggrolls

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

Butter My Eggroll

To butter someones eggroll is to be very strange and sexual around another gender

Eg: Butter My Eggroll Daddy
Friend: Dafuc?

by LitPotato August 20, 2018

you look like an eggroll

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.

You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll

by Wet_little_trashbag5460 March 18, 2017

Really Butters My Eggroll

#1 A way to express enjoyment of Food

#2 The way hippies express enjoyment or Happiness

#1 "Hey, This really butters my eggroll"

#2 "Dude, That really butters my eggroll, man.

by Pixel. June 21, 2017