Dying swan 

An overly dramatic female who believes (or is attempting to convince others) they are dying from a usually minor ailment. An expert user of Dr Google, and calling ambulances for transport to hospital, when they have adequate private transport. Able to use a phone to take selfies, whilst complaining of (>/= 15/10) pain to any health/medical professional willing to listen. Usually found in the foetal position, crying with an item (e.g. hand, blanket or clothing) covering their face, whilst talking on the phone. More dramatic then a 2yr old mid tantrum. The female equivalent to the boy who cried wolf...but more exaggerated emotional behaviour.

We have a dying swan in the waiting room. Came via ambulance. Cannot walk due to a productive cough. Believes she is suffering from a life threatening condition.

Dying swan by Diane Swan July 2, 2017

dying buffalo 

When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.

As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.

dying buffalo by toalexan May 20, 2014

dying star effect

When someone near you farted a long time ago (several minutes) but its effects can still be detected for eons.

Me: Did you fart?
BF: A long time ago
Me: What did you eat?! Dying star effect is strong! Please fluff the blanket!
BF: =|

dying star effect by Mjay408 June 17, 2016

Dying Out Loud

Similar to LOL except more hilarious. Laughing so hard you’re about to dye because you can’t breath.

OMG! It was so funny Kelly Ross was literally Dying Out Loud!

Dying Out Loud by Clarence Clark November 27, 2019

Dying to be Angry 

The desire to take the lower path and strike an opponent yet choosing to repress the urge.

Hollywood was dying to be angry at Tootie for wrecking her bike, but she just gave him a sigh and returned to her room.

Dying to be Angry by Author ✍🏾 Holland Meissner May 25, 2022

dying spider high turkey 

a dying spider high turkey are a crazy and weird invasive species. they blueg to defend themselves and only eat specially fomed carrots that can only be made by afk twons. unfortunately it is hard for people to throw them out and then they invade. only 2 people currently have these as pets and they are both afk twons.

look, it’s a dying spider high turkey!

dying spider high turkey by additheallergy May 6, 2023

dying walrus 

during intercourse, the reciever of the penis is laid on their stomach at the end of a bed with arms extened towards the floor and breasts lifted from the bed, the reciever begins to clap their hands and purrrrr like an old old walrus in its final moments upon a rock.

"yo last night this bitch i had up in my crib woke up the neighbors cause we was on that dying walrus tip"

"yeah honey, just gota add the clapping and thats the dying walrus"

" gimme that dying walrus yeahhhhh"

dying walrus by Rotanansson March 20, 2010