Duck

Penis

I went over to Wendell’s house to watch TV and he asked me to pet his duck!

by Vittoria57 March 28, 2022

Duck

Chicken but better.

"Bro, look at that cute duck at the pond!"

by Cracktard July 26, 2021

Duck

what you get when your phone autocorrects "fuck"

Get the duck out! *fuck

by lateisbait February 22, 2017

Duck

A duck is a duck not much more to explain.

Person1: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A DUCK
*pets aggressively*

by IMINMISERYLETMEBE September 4, 2022

Duck

Duck means “d.umb u.gly c.ountry k.id”

Person 1 :Does 2+2=4 ?
Person 2 : Yea ya duck .

by pyteyessss October 11, 2019

Duck

Truly the greatest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. With outstanding levels of intelligence, these birds have ideas far beyond our understandings.

Person 1: Wow, those ducks truly are amazing.
Person 2: I know, right?

by 🦆 The Duck King 🦆 September 11, 2022

Duck

One who is a dick about typographical errors.

Person 1: Dr Christensen deducted two points from my term paper because spell checker changed "Albrecht" to "Albert" in one instance.
Person 2: oh man, he's such a duck.

by Seanfolly7 May 5, 2018