duceing

The act of expelling excrement from ones anus, usually on a toilet.

I was just in the bathroom duceing when I realized there was no toilet paper.

by McMonkeyPunch March 22, 2009

duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

Duce Duce

.22 caliber handgun

My brother gave me a Duce Duce.

by Ches January 17, 2003

Guys Being Dudes

Guy Being Dudes

Whats better than this Guys Being Dudes

by Guys Being Dudes January 14, 2018

shootin ducks

when ur pants are 2 short (showing above ur ankles)

ur grandpa's shootin ducks

by Jalana February 15, 2006

creme duce

to make a girl bite the top from a cadburys creme egg, then dip your cock in the gooey centre and make her lick it all off.

lee gave ruth a creme duce at easter.

by Kills, Thrills n Cherryade May 6, 2014

Duce an-a Quarter

represent a type of car back in the day

1969 Buick Electra 225

by Marcie Richard January 14, 2004