Dipshidiot

a cross between a dipshit and an idiot. when one or the other doesn't do the moron justice, you put them both together for a fitting adjective for your challenged friend.

"no, africa is NOT a country, you dipshidiot!"

"she's actually a dipshidiot, she couldn't even spell her own name right."

by emjtheswaq October 21, 2013

Dipstick

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.

Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.

by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018

dipshit donald

A moniker or nickname for Donald J. Trump similar in style to some of the monikers that he has created for some of his political opponents such as "little Marco" and "lyin' Ted". This particular nickname seems to fit him well as his character and personality shares many similarities with the term dipshit.

As a point of reference, the definition of dipshit is...a despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.

Why doesn't Dipshit Donald want the public to see his tax returns?
Dipshit Donald likes to act the fool.
America doesn't want Dipshit Donald to be the next President of the United States.

by Jayden Bronx May 23, 2016

Dipshitery

The act of being a complete dipshit. Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-intoxicated moron would. Results in mistakes, ie. jail time, forehead wounds, self infliction, peeing in everything except the toilet, destroying the kitchen, driving drunk, getting kicked out of various establishments, and basically destroying everything in their path.

These two dipshits should not be left alone, otherwise their dipshitery is unleashed.

by aquateenhungerforce April 14, 2011

Dipscene

A word to decribe a moment of when you or someone may be leaving. Also may be used at the pinnacle of a sketchy, or uncomfortable moment. An alternative word rather then saying dipset.

"Yo, I gotta get up early so I'm pullin' a dipscene."

or

"Is that the cops? Dipscene!"

by Thereyougo. April 13, 2012

Dipshiticus

A person so incredibly stupid that their ignorance can be traced back through their family to Roman times.

"Look who's here! All hail Dipshiticus"

by Man Aise August 26, 2014

captain dipshit

the captain of all dipshits . when all dipshits gather in ceremony to religiously practice dipshiting. shit and dip .shit and dip. he becomes the leader of the pack. when he dies next dipshit in line takes his royal place.

1) hey captain dipshit weres the meeting tonite.

2) hey captain dipshit u forgot this.

by MSN 2007 July 23, 2009