drapering

When a man's game is on point for an indefinite period of time - à la Don Draper from the hit television series "Mad Men" - he is said to be "drapering." The term is a derivation of the last name Draper, by route of the gerund Reaganing, as made popular by the series 30 Rock.

Man 1: Dude, I heard Max has had four three-somes this week, and it's only Tuesday!!
Man 2: Yeah, bro, he's been drapering for the past month.

Man 1: Yo, Yvan told off that girl while he was fisting her! What a lad, he's been drapering for a while now.

by respecteves February 25, 2011

carpets match the drapes

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.

Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"

by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016

Man Drape

Big Bushy Mustache.

Man, Rico is looking sexy with that huge man drape hanging offa his lip.

by dmpullen November 11, 2010

hair drapes

When your hair is medium long but your bangs are parted in the middle of your head creating a drape look around your face.

"Chris Hardwick circa "Singled Out" on MTV had some real hair drapes going on."

by Violet Black February 21, 2014

Velvet Drape

Dragging a low hanging, freshly, shaved, velvety smooth scrotum up and down and around your partner’s face. Smacking each cheek pendulum style is a plus. Often finished with a good old fashioned tea bagging.

I gave Rachel the old velvet drape last night. Tea bag? Hellzzzz yea.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Pink Drapes

Saggy, meaty pussy lips. Labial hangers.

Rachel has the longest, dangling pink drapes I’ve ever experienced. You can almost tie them in a bow.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Emma Draper

Emma's are pretty easy to find but it's hard to find the right one. You know for sure it's the right type of Emma when: they're extremely kind, put themselves before others, usually have brown hair and brown eyes and usually choose to be friends with people that have brown hair & eyes too. Emma's always try to stay out of drama but would defend their friends in a heartbeat. They are very pretty and smart human beings and usually have bad eyesight. They sometimes burn your arm and decide to ditch you in English, where you sit by yourself for a few days but it seems like your whole life passes away when she's not there. Emma's are people you always want to be around and they are very fun people that would help you with anything and make you feel extremely special.

" OMG EMMA DRAPER DITCHED ME IN ENGLISH"
"really, but she's so nice"
"yeah fine, she can get away with it because she's so nice"
"I love emma."
"EMMA CURTAINS BETTER-"

by blossom_5423789 March 3, 2022