Skip to main content
When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
by Gary Melgomen May 7, 2018
mugGet the What are you doing in MY SWAMP? mug.

Doing a Monty

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011
mugGet the Doing a Monty mug.
Related Words

doxing

Using private information gleaned from the internet to attack someone with whom you disagree, often by publishing their person info, opening them to abuse and possibly, danger.
While many consider doxing to be unethical, there continues to be a segment of internet users who will do anything to attack someone they don't like, or disagree with on an issue.

After a Black Lives Matter protested at a Bernie Sanders rally, some of his supporters doxed the young woman, revealing that she had worn a Sarah Palin button once in high school, which they found deep in her facebook history.
by Vegwellian August 1, 2016
mugGet the doxing mug.

Hey doin'

(Shortened) how are you doing? What's going on? Or how is it going? What's up? ......etc to greet somebody or some of your buddies and guys
Bob, hey doin' ?
Oh , hey doin' dude, how is it going today?
by Kage Maro 2008 March 14, 2015
mugGet the Hey doin' mug.

Andrew Domina

Andrew Domina, the literal definition of a simp. This kid talks to every girl in the grade and prefers the opposite gender than the bros. This kid violated the bro code heavily. Andrew talks to a group full of girls to eventually try to date them.
That kid Andrew Domina? Yeah, he's the biggest simp of all time.
by Simp Eliminator February 7, 2020
mugGet the Andrew Domina mug.

doing a Claudius

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end
Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius
by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021
mugGet the doing a Claudius mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email