by THE TOTAL DOUCHE... February 25, 2005
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A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.
A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.
This guy I work with told me he just broke up with his online girlfriend and he told me he wanted to fuck anything that walks. Then he asked if i had any single friends. Later that day the doucheyer sent me a LinkedIn request with a winky face and his number and told me to text him sometime.
by Kesquire January 2, 2013
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• Douchemecca
• Douchemelon
• Douchemire
• doucheometer
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Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot
2- Mac Woeste
3- see douche
4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot
2- Mac Woeste
3- see douche
4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
by I C U P February 28, 2005
Get the douchemeister mug.A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.
A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.
Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012
Get the Doucheberg mug.Someone whose entire outfit is douchey - Affliction tee shirt, blowout hair, Hot Topic jeans, the whole package.
I saw a guy in full on doucheiform the other day. Black leather Affliction jacket, TapouT t-shirt, Ed Hardy jeans, sideways flat-billed hat w/stickers still on it.
by VirginiaJim July 22, 2011
Get the doucheiform mug.When J. took his patient outside so he could smoke while his non-smoking patient watched, he was labeled as a douchemegly.
by Word maker-upper April 11, 2010
Get the douchemegly mug.a guy that is a complete asshole but thinks he is hot shit and gods gift to woman when in all reality everyone see right thru him and hates him
woow hes such a douchemiester, he asked me out and made it seem like it was my loss after i rejected him
by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011
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