Doucheless

When things, places, events, etc. occur without an offensive, hated person present.

This party is doucheless without Marc here to ruin it.

by Chicadee23 September 8, 2010

Douchebageryness

Douchbageryness is a word used when explaining someone who has exemplified themselves by pulling numerous douchebagery moves.

A boy who brings a bar girl around a girl he's talking to would be called a douchebag, ergo when describing the event you would refer to his "douchebageryness". He exudes the essensence of a true douche.

by acmcgee May 16, 2011

douchebagestan

Where all douche bags are from.

What a douche bag!!!
Yeah! Pretty sure he is from douchebagestan!!!

by Your Worst Nightmare W27 April 17, 2014

Douchedar

Noun
/do͞oSHdär/
The uncanny ability to sense a person's douchebaggery, usually upon sight, but sometimes it is not triggered until said douchebag opens their mouth.

My douchedar went off as soon as he walked into the room with his salmon shorts and aviators and introduced himself as Chad.

The guy next to you at the music festival: "This DJ's sick. That top is sick. My hat is sick. SQUAD" major douchedar alert.

by TsukinoUsagi20 March 6, 2017

douchebagedness

having the qualities of a douchebag

"Those Birkenstocks only add to his douchebagedness."

by tnp May 3, 2006

Doucheball Player

Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words

I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players.

by Ky-Yooooo October 20, 2009

doucheable

Term used by female to describe a male who is a douche yet still doable. Can also be used by males in extreme cases of female doucheness.

Eh. I guess he's doucheable.

by tpoo July 15, 2010