Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.

-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie

by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012

douchetitt

When someones being retarded and annoying

Shut the fuck up bob your an annoying ass douchetitt

by Pettywright February 3, 2017

DoucheTitty

DoucheTitty is a man who constantly spends his free hours on iFunny to try and get coochie. He claims he is hilarious, but in fact, he uses old memes for a cheap laugh. He has an undeclared love for ecoochie, but swears he’s against it. Also Nutalie has a huge crush on him

A: Did you see DoucheTitty?
B: Yeah he’s such a cancer and not hilarious man.

by ummmmmmmmsure February 2, 2019

Douchecutcherie

Douchecutcherie is the charcuterie of doucheiness. Charcuterie’s are known for is variety of meats, cheeses, nuts, and crackers. A douchecutcherie is Diddy. The different variations that he was a douche makes him a douchecutecherie type of person.

Diddy is the douchecutcherie because of the many different ways he was a douche to so many different people.

by j to the JCPenney December 13, 2025