A declaration sent to friends via email, text or said in person when someone...
1. selfishly chooses going out with a guy or gal for a date over doing an activity with friends. Especially when it is one of the friend's birthday.
2. Forgets to do something or be somewhere with his or her friends.
3. does something selfish rather than helping his friends or others.
4. Shows up late to an event.
5. Shows up late and makes everyone else late for an event.
6. does not show up to an event scheduled by friends.
7. eats all of the food without sharing.
8. gets so drunk that he or she becomes belligerent and incomprehensible, and yells profanity in public places.
9. Hogs the microphone at Karaoke.
10. wants to go to places or eat at places only he or she wants to go to.
11. tells his or her friends not to go to an event, but in turn, goes to the event anyway.
1. selfishly chooses going out with a guy or gal for a date over doing an activity with friends. Especially when it is one of the friend's birthday.
2. Forgets to do something or be somewhere with his or her friends.
3. does something selfish rather than helping his friends or others.
4. Shows up late to an event.
5. Shows up late and makes everyone else late for an event.
6. does not show up to an event scheduled by friends.
7. eats all of the food without sharing.
8. gets so drunk that he or she becomes belligerent and incomprehensible, and yells profanity in public places.
9. Hogs the microphone at Karaoke.
10. wants to go to places or eat at places only he or she wants to go to.
11. tells his or her friends not to go to an event, but in turn, goes to the event anyway.
He chooses going on a date with a girl than hang out with his friends on his friend's birthday??!! I declare DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!!
by JAR8 August 30, 2010
Get the Douchebaggery mug.When your ex is a complete douche and they keep coming back trying to worm their way into your life after you've dumped them for their repeated douchebaggery; They try to prohibit you from moving on to a better relationship with a non-douche.
They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.
They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.
by Valfral March 22, 2013
Get the Douchebaggage mug.Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, usually a restaurant manager, he'll schmooze people he deems he can gain from and be a motherfucker to his workers. Probably has genital warts.
"So work was going fine, right up til Steve showed up treating everyone like shit, he's such a douchebaggio!"
by Philllipp McCracken October 28, 2013
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by BJ Himself February 3, 2009
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I tried meeting up with those guys, but they were all the way at the back of the bar completely buried by the drunken meatheads hooting and hollering over the two girls standing on the bar grinding each other; it was a total douchebaggerie.
by xwraith April 29, 2009
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Get the Douchebagary mug.The fictional statute that allows government officials to withhold information on the grounds of being a douchebag. Coined by the Daily Show's Jon Stewart.
"Dude, I'm no lawyer, but you have to invoke *something*. Fifth amendment, executive privilege, writ of douchebaggery?" ~Jon Stewart
by Anne O. Nymous August 16, 2004
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