by phenix_247 September 9, 2009
Get the Douche Canoemug. 1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.
Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.
Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.
Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012
Get the Douche Canoemug. A term relative to that of douche bag but instead this term implies that you are in fact a canoe filled with fat old lady douche.
I couldn't believe that Jack would be such a massive douche canoe and tell my girlfriend that I was playing her.
by Steve Calakious March 5, 2010
Get the Douche Canoemug. a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.
the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.
the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.
by cmz II January 7, 2008
Get the douche canoemug. Girlfriend: Shit, here he comes.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.
by RandyRubix October 3, 2016
Get the Douche Canoemug. by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015
Get the Douche Canoemug. Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe
by mlex July 15, 2019
Get the Douche Canoemug.