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Doomscrolling

The act of consuming an endless procession of negative online news.
"Are they changing the name of Twitter to doomscrolling"
by itsKP November 3, 2020
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doom porn

Articles or videos online (prevalently in the blogosphere) that mainly talk about the collapse of either the financial world or the

world in its entirety. People can develop a fascination/addiction reading about this stuff (much like people who watch regular porn).
Just read an article over at <popular, bleeding edge financial website> to read about how the dollar is going to take a shit. I had to get my doom porn fix for the day.
by cloaked September 21, 2013
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penguin of doom

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim, Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans.
"LOL omg so random rofl XD OMGGGG CHEESE MONKEYYYYS hahaha WAFFLES"
"Dude, stop being such a penguin of doom"
by LittleSallySparrow July 11, 2012
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Doombitch

When a woman kisses a man as an act of love, but results in the death of the man shortly thereafter (usually within 5 hours). Even if the kiss doesn't directly kill the victim, the death of the kissed man will still be caused by the doombitch.

However, the kiss of the doombitch will also ensure the kissed to die gloriously. Whether it is to stop a plane from being hijacked or stopping a meteor with your bare hands, a single moment of extreme manlyness and power is guarantied.

The term "doombitch" was spawned as a joke on the /a/ board of the (in)famous site 4chan.org, a place of great win and fail alike. An anonymous, a user of the site, joked about the death of a main character in the popular anime "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann". He was kissed by Yoko, one of the other main characters, and died in glorious battle. The loss of the main character was so surprising and unimaginable that Yoko was blamed for his death. The typical doombitch is kindhearted, sexy and interested in the victim - criteria which closely match Yoko herself.

Once you're jinxed by a doombitch, there is no turning back. You can only pray that your moment of death and glory was grander than the previous guy.
-Damn that doombitch, she did it again! FU¤#!

-Yeah, yeah calm down. What are you rambling on about.

-She kissed Mark 3 hours ago! And guess what; he died in a restaurant after killing the top mafia families in this city with his teeth.

-I-I just kissed her 15 minutes ago, but it was only for a moment so...

-DAMN THAT DOOMBITCH!
by Realmen.Inc May 8, 2008
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domspace

a state of mind much like subspace, but experienced by the Dominant during a BDSM scene.
The feeling of complete control over his sub made him reach domspace.
by anonymousDom January 30, 2018
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Doom Eternal

God tier game that is guaranteed to increase the testosterone levels of any man that plays it. Even incels will be transformed into chads after the first few levels.
Doom Eternal is probably one of, if not the best FPS in years.
by Ramsy Norris May 10, 2021
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doomsday domer

1) A person that is proficient at doming (aka sucking cock), like there's no tomorrow.
Man, that girl was a real doomsday domer. She bobbed it like it was the last one she'd ever see.
by jmethan01 July 12, 2017
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