doofus butt

A bitch

You a doofus butt

by Asian ling ling September 27, 2020

Doofus Delaney

When you commit serious acts of arson and/or tax fraud while getting eaten out by your mom

Mark: Hey, what’d you do today?
Emily: I doofus delaneyed
Mark: Oooo, mind if we do that later with me replacing your mom?? 😩

by fatherdickmas January 17, 2021

pussy doofus

A guy who chases after women but when he actually gets a woman he doesn't know what to do

"Hey, are you going to hang out with Jared?"
"No way, that guy's a pussy doofus, he couldn't please a woman if he tried."

by Dharach March 2, 2021

My baby doofus

A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her

The dumb Samantha stole my baby doofus

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

doofus

A term of endearment, with an equivalent translation of "silly butt".

Me: Doofus! *hugs*
Talya: :P

by Angleus January 7, 2007

doofus

Someone who's too dumb to know the difference between the word "doofus" and "dufass," then attempts to backpedal by lying about "dufass" being an actual word.

Honestone insists that "dufass" is a word, which is exactly why he's a doofus.

by Honestone August 9, 2015

Doofur

adjective -

cross between a retarded spaz-face and a loser....

"You what? Claire wet her pants again?"

"What a doofur"

by Moo-bot January 16, 2008