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When you commit serious acts of arson and/or tax fraud while getting eaten out by your mom
Mark: Hey, what’d you do today?
Emily: I doofus delaneyed
Mark: Oooo, mind if we do that later with me replacing your mom?? 😩
by fatherdickmas January 17, 2021

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(Adjective) If your day was Minecraft, that means you played Minecraft all day.
Bob: How was your day?
Jim: It was Minecraft! How was yours?
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by fatherdickmas December 30, 2020

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