doucherectomy

When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities

Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.

Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him

by Cebbin December 31, 2013

Douchey Doucherton

This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.

He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!

by Saving the world1d-bag a time August 2, 2009

Doucher

noun- One who participates in doucheful activities; one who partakes in douchery, douchism, or is a douchist.

"You are such a doucher, you prick."

"I'm going to use my douche. I am a doucher."

by J Maze January 14, 2009

Doucher

One who is a repetitive Douche or Scumbag.

Asher is such a doucher, he leaves his wallet at home every time we go out to eat.

by Duppiedoo November 17, 2009

la dooche

someone who speaks french and is also a dooche bag

man#1: your such a dooche bag just shut the hell up

french guy: me do not know how you say

man#1: you know what your a la dooche

by BROWNHUSTLER00 April 10, 2009

douchery

to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005