Dingus Dongus

adjective
1.
A term thrown at someone to insult the person. Dongus and dingus can be used separately, but together they're a super powered insult that can destroy a person's career.

"Marco you Dingus Dongus"
*Marco fucking dies*

by Styllie November 27, 2018

Doncaster

City in South Yorkshire, has possibly the worst football team in the country.
Also known as Donny.

We are doing crap in the footy league lads, lets burn the stadium down for the insurance.

by PlayaX August 3, 2004

dorcus milorcus

Someone who constantly says stupid things.

Liam Doyle is a dorcus milorcus.

by Edward Samuelson August 22, 2006

hoffle donkus

An ingrown hair on the asshole.

Jordon, you're a Hoffle Donkus

by Hoffledonkus May 8, 2015

Dongus

Australian slang. A variant on dofus or drongo - in particular the species Jackster Backster Adelaidus

Jack, your mother wants you to stop being such a dongus

by mummy dearest February 4, 2010

Donkus

A simple minded meathead. Similar in stature to the lummox, but not without positive qualities. Often kept in a group for the hi-jinx that his nature naturally brings about.
Meshes well with the dingus.

"Hey Duder, is Bartholomew a retardo or what?"

"Nah, bruh, that donkus is the balls! I didnt know what giggles were til he came thru"

"Skittles. Wanna grab a fish taco?"

"Nah, but i bet you a foreskin that donkus grabs Darlas taco before we tuck in."

"Don't degrade women, Jessup."

by SkillMarson February 29, 2016

Fungus Dongus

A bacterial infection that encompasses the male genitalia and often spreads up into the anus resulting in very intense stimulation. The only cure for this is to ejaculate into your own anus requiring at least 4.5 inches flaccid, though most often it’s preferred to not cure the infection and enjoy intense orgasms.

Fungus Dongus is very fun time that looks a very not fun time. Everybody should want Fengus Dongus on their dick

by TrollEverything69 June 28, 2022