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A Doncus is a person who likes soccer and hockey...usually he likes to take strange pictures that would be often described as Doncus, a Doncus is a 6 letter word with two syllables Doncus is a noun.
Person 1: dude you are such a doncus
Aidan: whats a doncus?
Doncus by penny potato April 12, 2013
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Doncus Poncus 

Being asked for a dic pic but refusing. Later on the person who asked for said dic pic will tell your friends that you are trans and were dating them for about a year. You don't their name.
Dude this son of a bich asked for a doncus poncus. Now my friends thing I like dicks.
Doncus Poncus by bluooooooooooop September 16, 2020
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He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!
Donkus was just inside your mum
Donkus by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019

womble dongus 

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds
AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT
womble dongus by _ech0_ October 18, 2017

sass master from doncaster

The literal definition of Louis Tomlinson. Every Directioner knows that this defines his personality about 110%.
Person 1: Did you hear about the new Louis Tomlinson news?
Person 2: Yes I did hear about the sass master from doncaster.

Schlongus Dongus 

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.
The small hole in a donut into which a filling is squeezed, such as cream, jam, or frosting.
"Isn't it fun that sometimes you have to look inside the donut's little butthole to see what kinda yum-stuff is in there?"

"What, you mean the donussy?"
donussy by Devlosirrus March 21, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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