Doncus

A Doncus is a person who likes soccer and hockey...usually he likes to take strange pictures that would be often described as Doncus, a Doncus is a 6 letter word with two syllables Doncus is a noun.

Person 1: dude you are such a doncus
Aidan: whats a doncus?

by penny potato April 12, 2013

Doncus Poncus

Being asked for a dic pic but refusing. Later on the person who asked for said dic pic will tell your friends that you are trans and were dating them for about a year. You don't their name.

Dude this son of a bich asked for a doncus poncus. Now my friends thing I like dicks.

by bluooooooooooop September 16, 2020

Donkus

He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!

Donkus was just inside your mum

by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019

womble dongus

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds

AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT

by _ech0_ October 18, 2017

sass master from doncaster

The literal definition of Louis Tomlinson. Every Directioner knows that this defines his personality about 110%.

Person 1: Did you hear about the new Louis Tomlinson news?
Person 2: Yes I did hear about the sass master from doncaster.

by tpwk_nahtommoway May 8, 2021

Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

donussy

The small hole in a donut into which a filling is squeezed, such as cream, jam, or frosting.

"Isn't it fun that sometimes you have to look inside the donut's little butthole to see what kinda yum-stuff is in there?"

"What, you mean the donussy?"

by Devlosirrus March 21, 2022