Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.

What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.

by UglyUseless June 23, 2021

Dointing

noun
\ˈdȯynt-ing\

The practice or engagement in activities or tasks that are considered pointless, useless, or a waste of time.

Procrastination can often be seen as a form of dointing, where valuable time is spent on non-productive endeavors.

by Buzzybuz February 4, 2024

doinking a doinker

Smoking a joint

From the famous TikToker @notnataliebenson “my girl math is taking a garden gummy while doinking a doinker so that once the doinker has doinked off the garden gummy comes in and extends your entire gardening session”
I’m going to go doink a doinker-or-I’m going to go smoke a joint

by 420_outhere06 March 19, 2024

Doiging

Beating your on FaceTime secretly

Bro is really doiging right now

by So_OgaY January 28, 2025

Dinging

The act of dropping stones or heavy objects down onto vehicles from above, like assholes. Which is considered a "prank" but is technically attempted murder, because this can obviously kill people (it has, and it's sad, very sad)

Those kids like to go Dinging, but if you see them call the police, before they kill someone!

by Beauty Of Mesozoic October 3, 2025

Umma Dinging

A some-what chavvy term for something unpleasant smelling,and or disgustingly presented

Jay: did you see Emily last night dude!?
Fred: yeah,man she looked umma dinging

Dan: Did you just fart?
Gareth: Yeah man,why?
Dan: cos its umma dinging!

by Ifitaintheavymetalitaintshit. October 12, 2009

Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.

Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!

by KingLucifer January 17, 2021