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Perfect Diver

When you are crouched over a toilet (not sitting, standing), and your turd falls about a foot and goes inside the siphon (the hole that shit goes down) without flushing and stays down there without coming back out, without a spash that goes up to your butt hole.
Hey Dylan. I just took a dump, and only one was a perfect diver.
by ATC Mr.Inkredable June 5, 2010
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diversity

A psychosis based on the false impression that we will be a better nation, company, or organization if we accept outside influence or opinions which are culturally or morally different than our own. Gradually turning our backs on everything that makes us unique as a nation. Turning our backs on everything our forefathers fought and died to obtain, secure, and protect.

The idea that we need to be as poor as all of the other third world countries in order to fit in as a nation.
America really needs to be more culturally diversity. We really need to embrace a little more cannibalism, and definitely a salve labor society like the one they have in China. I hear that there is female genital mutilation in the Middle East. Oh goody... we need some of that here too!
by the remnant July 21, 2019
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Diversify Your Bonds

A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.
"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA

"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"
by Scottie King February 8, 2010
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Pearl Diver

Someone who performs oral sex on a female and licks her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).
Jimmy was an expert Pearl Diver, and most women thought he should win an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving.
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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Diversity

A bigotted policy that is over-emphasized to an incredibly irritating level. It is also used in the name of tolerance and progress, but it in fact happens to hold certain people down until people of a particular group gets things first. In addition, certain minorities are also left out in so-called "Diversity Week" celebrations, especially those with mental disabilities and Native Americans.
I don't like bullsh....I mean "Diversity Week". It leaves a lot of people out and I would rather deface it than embrace it.

Editors: Don't delete this just because you don't like what you read.
by Radical Republican December 28, 2005
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Divers tongue

Going down on a girl (or a guy) for a long period of time until you begin speaking in a lisp from the tongue's numbness.
"Dude, how was last night?"
"Ish wash greaht mahn."
"Bro! You have Divers Tongue!"
by AnonononIII March 11, 2014
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diversity glass

A bulletproof glass that protects a cashier. Almost always exclusively in black neighborhoods.
Did you see the new McDonalds in Baltimore? They put up diversity glass so the 'groes can't jump the counter.
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