dissertation

An idea that was spawned from the evil nasty dissertation monsters to make students fail university and waste three years of their life and lots of money

I have a 15000 word dissertation to hand in, in less than 72 hours Argh !

by DirkDiggler April 5, 2003

Glorious Disaster

An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.

Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”

by VINAPBC24 June 4, 2008

Disserdating

When you devote so much time to your dissertation (or related projects and research and efforts to put off writing) that you are no longer interested in romantic relationships/sex.

Guy 1: "Hey, I wonder if I should ask that hottie out?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I hear she's too busy disserdating!"

by lawilamoto October 15, 2009

Disaster With Cheese

To order a sandwich or hamburger that is assembled so terribly when received it barely resembles the picture in the menu.

When Josh ordered his Big Mac at McDonald's the bottom bun was smaller then the top, and the sauce was so overly added it was dripping from the hamburger at every angle, when he picked it up it fell apart. This is definably a Disaster With Cheese.

by Teh NoobToob June 22, 2010

Dick Disaster

1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.

1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.

by J-do September 28, 2009

St. Paul's Disaster

A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.

Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!

by T-Bone McShane February 25, 2011

Civic Disservice

The act of pouring money into a piece of shit beater hatchback to make it look "bad ass". Common modifications include rims, spoilers, large racing stickers, dull matted paint, flames, and the occasional neon light. Tinted windows are required.

Jane was furious with her father after he forbid her from dating Carlos, after Carlos dropped her off in his Civic Disservice, and wearing a wife beater shirt that showed off his tribal band tattoo

by Kavka June 6, 2010