Disgrace To Canada

Two Words: Justin Bieber

"Oh my god, I can't believe Justin Bieber came from Canada! He's a disgrace to Canada!"

by Lucia Tenebrae December 16, 2011

Bipolar disorder

Also known as manic depression (dated), bipolar affective disorder is a severe, debilitating psychiatric illness characterised by alternating periods of elevated mood and energy levels (mania or, if milder, hypomania) and lowered mood and energy levels (depression). It runs on a continuum from subsyndrominal to extremely severe but is generally regarded as one of the more serious mental illnesses, esp. in its classic form (type I). During severe manic or depressive episodes (particularly the former), psychosis may emerge, often making it indistinguishable to schizophrenia. Often trivialised in popular culture and trivialised as "just mood swings", it is, in actual fact, one of the most severe psychological conditions and hell on Earth for those who genuinely suffer from this devastating disease, as well as for those around them.

Bipolar disorder is a cruel affliction.

by Doc_B April 13, 2015

Al Sharpton's Disorder

A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.

The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:

Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote

by Crazy8888s August 28, 2011

Fake disorder cringe

The act of people (mostly on tiktok) fake having a mental disorder (the most popular being either DID, tourettes or autism)

Fake disorder cringe is bad

by WhyAreWeStillHere? April 28, 2022

Awkwardness Denial Disorder

This is a serious disorder thats most commonly found in insecure teenage girls, who talk alot about how awkward a boy is in there school, but in real life there the ones who are truely awkward. This disorder is an attempt to raise there self esteem and to appear less awkward then they really are.

She suffers from Awkwardness Denial Disorder...so if she calls yous call you awkward just slap her!.

by snookiismylife August 23, 2010

Post-Triggered Stress Disorder

Post-triggered stress disorder (P{T}SD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying post -- either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Many people who go through triggered events have difficulty adjusting and coping for a while, but they don't have P{T}SD -- with time and good self-care, they usually get better. But if the symptoms get worse or last for months or even years and interfere with your functioning, you may have P{T}SD.

Getting effective treatment after P{T}SD symptoms develop can be critical to reduce symptoms and improve function.

Phil: "Yay, tonight I'm going out with a gorgeous girl I met at my high paying STEM job!"
Anita: TRIGGERED
Anita: "Check your privilege! I have to get Post-Triggered Stress Disorder therapy now :("

by ledskof September 19, 2016

CHD (Compulsive Hatred Disorder)

CHD is an offshoot of the obsessive-compulsive family of disorders and is certainly one of the most dangerous. An individual suffering from CHD will respond to a wrong, or a perceived wrong, as a lethal threat to their personal well being and will begin a process of incrementally exaggerating the magnitude of the personal affront, or perceived personal affront, until they can justify to themselves the death of the object of their hatred. While it is true that people suffering from CHD rarely go through with the killing, they are prone to repeatedly try to encourage others to hate the individual in question to the same degree as them, and hopefully respond with a physical manifestation of that hatred.

Individual X's CHD (Compulsive Hatred Disorder) prevented her from holding down a regular job. Once she achieved employment she would make efforts to socialize. Invariably as a result of that socializing, something would be said that would rub her the wrong way. The emotional injury would then be left to fester until the only solution was to exaggerate its severity and come to the conclusion that the affront-causing speaker needed to be eradicated from the workplace or indeed from the world itself. She would then proceed to poison the work environment by trying to get other employees to agree with her.

by DMR1969 December 4, 2018