dyslexia

A condition whereby letters get mixed up making a person read badly.

Dyslexics hate Christmas, because that's when Satan comes!

by Shibby August 3, 2004

Finger Dyslexia

This phenomenon is when people switch around letters while typing, This is a common happening among many typers and doesn't involve letters not being in the correct word but the word being "scrambled" up. Often the first and last letter are correct.

An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.

In other form: Dyslexic fingers

Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa

sailorman3321: Hey brah sup?
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia

by What Pseudonym June 25, 2009

dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

by pef June 11, 2006

dislexic

The way people with dyslexia spell "dyslexic"

"I kant spel im dislexic"

by GarnetOakley January 8, 2008

physical dyslexia

A complete un-co at either sports or dancing.

Kate: Do u wanna dance?
Timmy: Sorry i have physical dyslexia.

by Nikki89 August 20, 2006

distexia

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013

Dyslexia

A word made so difficult to spell for people who have it...

"We shall call it Dyslexia" (pre-word existing)

"And how shall we spell it?"

"D, Oh and then we will throw in a Y as a bit of a curveball. Oh and then later on we will shove an X in there to really fuck 'em up"

by TheGr8Cornholio November 2, 2021