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HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.
A: Show me how to lie.

B: You're getting better all the time.

A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.
by Fgyjt February 27, 2022
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The 4th level of disguise

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.
Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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charitable disguise

Free psychiatric practice on urban dictionary using brilliant pseudonym.
The beautiful lady was a blessing in charitable disguise.
by Scimitar May 17, 2022
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disguised agenda writings

A magazine, newspaper, or newsletter article that overtly is about one topic, but analysis reveals is covertly about a different topic mentioned tangentially, but persistently to get the readers to feel, think, and act in specific ways.
disguised agenda writings
Leslie P.N. Cheatin Standin, founder of the Live Perfectly Here Now facebook group is suing her mobile device's manufacturer in Harmonious Rhythmic Gluteal Impact Ejaculation Court to get that court to order his Internet Service Provider and his mobile device's manufacturer to stop regularly interfering with and sabotaging some of the actions she attempts to execute on her mobile device.

In the preceding 4-years, she has logged in her journal almost every instance of that type of interference. Last night, for ample ex-PAM-ple, she made an audio-recording on her mobile device and playing it back heard how in some parts the audio was perfect, but in other parts was less audible or inaudible. Differences which she believes were activated remotely.

In court, the accused said it was a practical joke and pleaded NOLO CONTENDERE to the charge of REMOTELY INTERFERING WITH A CUSTOMER'S ELECTRONIC ACTIVITY. What does that have to do with "disguised agenda writings"?
by but for May 4, 2020
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Creamy Disguise

Covering one's face in ejaculate, plucking hairs from the anus of the ejaculator, and sticking them to the face via ejaculate.
Kristy walked around town with a Creamy Disguise from Steve.
by milkyman42069 November 3, 2023
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Disguise Shark

To tell a lie so untrue that everyone believes it.
That rich kid told everyone that he had a gun, now that little ass disguise shark has everyone hunkered down.
by Buttquack October 6, 2022
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Disguise

An attempt to conceal someone's identity.
If he recognised her, even with lots of difficulty, it wouldn't be much of a disguise. Being noticed or getting attention for a disguise isn't the point of having one.
by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021
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