by Ston3r_420 April 15, 2022
Get the discriminationism mug.You're a Jew standing on my shoulders as I walk through the desert and carry you to the promised land.
Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! It sure is hot out... Walk faastah! *cracks whip* I'm get thoisty! You know, you SHOULD be carrying me boiy the way. What? You think I can carry you? No. No... This is good. How you doing down there?"
Hym "My feet hurt."
Jew "Nah. Yah fine. What do I look like, some kind of doctor? Well, I am... But I don't work for free. OO! OO! There it is! We're here! I did it! I'm a hero!"
Hym "Yup. Alright. You got any food in here?
Jew "Oo... We actually discriminate here. See, the Jews are good but you? Not a jew. So... Thanks but goodbye. OH! HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! LOOK OVER THERE AT ELON!"
Hym *Looks at Elon*
Jew *Steals wallet*
Hym "Did you just steal my wallet?"
Jew "Um, no. I don't remember you having a wallet. Hey Elon. Do you see me steal this guy's wallet?"
Elon "Um, no I uh. No I didn't."
Hym *Sigh* "Alright. Stay here. I'll be right back."
Hym "My feet hurt."
Jew "Nah. Yah fine. What do I look like, some kind of doctor? Well, I am... But I don't work for free. OO! OO! There it is! We're here! I did it! I'm a hero!"
Hym "Yup. Alright. You got any food in here?
Jew "Oo... We actually discriminate here. See, the Jews are good but you? Not a jew. So... Thanks but goodbye. OH! HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! LOOK OVER THERE AT ELON!"
Hym *Looks at Elon*
Jew *Steals wallet*
Hym "Did you just steal my wallet?"
Jew "Um, no. I don't remember you having a wallet. Hey Elon. Do you see me steal this guy's wallet?"
Elon "Um, no I uh. No I didn't."
Hym *Sigh* "Alright. Stay here. I'll be right back."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
Get the Discriminate mug.Discrimination against anyone or any ‘thing’, sourcing from a place of perceived separation via hierarchical standing on the social scale of all Earthly beings, particularly regarding their physical (i.e. species, race, religion, gender, etc.) or financial differences.
All suffer equally in the shared inequitable discrimination that we as a collective conscience place upon perceived lesser humans, animals, and elements.
by Jacqueline Woish April 20, 2020
Get the Inequitable discrimination mug.Discrimination against an individual based on their race, gender, sexual preference, religion, or other such identifier because of a correlation between that identifier and wealth or other privilege. For example, charging Catholic people a higher entry fee to a club because Catholic people statistically have more wealth than members of other religions.
By awarding financial aid to only women and people of color and citing statistical pay gaps as their justification for doing so, the company was guilty of correlative discrimination against white male individuals with the same level of need.
by Josephine Hill June 7, 2020
Get the correlative discrimination mug.Politicians perpetuate wealth discrimination by using tax brackets to ensure the rich "pay their fair share".
by Society's John Doe August 17, 2020
Get the Wealth Discrimination mug.On December 18th anyone can discriminate against anyone named Alex, Alexander, Alexandria, or any name with Alex, and the victim has no way of retaliating as it is a national holiday.
by Gerald Ficker December 17, 2022
Get the Alex Discrimination Day mug.Any form of discrimination, humiliation, stigmatization, or violence directed against individuals or groups because their beliefs, practices, or identities are deemed “unscientific” or “not evidence‑based.” It can occur in person (e.g., denying religious accommodations, refusing to hire based on spiritual beliefs) or online (e.g., coordinated harassment of “woo” believers, doxxing of alternative health practitioners). Scientific discrimination leverages the social prestige of science to marginalize, exclude, or harm, often presenting itself as a defense of reason while engaging in textbook bigotry.
Example: “She was denied a promotion after her supervisor learned she practiced meditation rooted in Buddhist traditions—Scientific Discrimination, using the label ‘unscientific’ to punish cultural difference.”
by Dumu The Void March 25, 2026
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