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dieded

Internet-language for died

Often used in the comments on sites like 9gag, when the post is about someone who did something dangerous and could have severely hurt themselves. Frequently, when someone uses "died", he will instantly be corrected to dieded"

May also be extended to "diededed" or even longer and more exaggerated forms.
(someone does a backflip and fails, a video of that gets poster as a gif on 9gag)

Comment #1: Did he die?
Comment #2: *diededed
Comment #3: *diededdeathdedded
etc.
by Makesaeri March 13, 2015
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the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..
by mat haggard August 24, 2008
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one direction

one direction-we will be back in 18 months we promise
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Band Director

One who conducts a middle/high school or college band. Yes it's true they like to tell lame jokes but most band kids like that weird humor anyway. Give em a break. Some of these directors are serious to the point of craziness. Band directors really try and are usually nice people, unless they don't give a shit about the band. Then they just suck. Very busy these band directors are.
The trumpet section was up the band director's ass but he helped them with their rhythms and they thanked him.

The band director was near death listening to the 20 piccolos but gathered the patience to get them all in tune.

My band director is awesome- he can be a real nazi on the field when he has to, and the next minute he's your bff.
by viel Larm um nichts~ August 4, 2009
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Directionator

Someone who claims to be a fan of One Direction, but only likes them for their looks. They barely know anything about them. Usually, they like Zayn or Harry only. They barely know any of their songs, if any.
Person A: Are you a fan of One Direction?
Person B: Yeah, totally.
Person A: What's your favorite song by them?
Person B: "Take Me Home".
Person A: -.- Your a directionator
by directionatorssuck December 4, 2013
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directionally challenged

1. Someone who has difficulty determining right from left

2. Someone who often confuses directions, and prefers visual aids.

3. Someone who has great difficulty reading maps and/or driving while listening to directions.

Can be spelt using a hyphen, if needed.
Are you directionally challenged? I told you to turn left two blocks ago; we're going to be late now!

Woman: You just turned left instead of right.

Man: I'm sorry, I'm directionally-challenged.
by Joy Rising March 26, 2010
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nonces direct

Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.
After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket
by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019
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