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Republican diplomat

by jesster79 January 14, 2005
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Madden Diploma

A degree of learning acquired by American males that gives them a false sense that have the required knowledge to quarterback pick-up football games.

To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.
“Why the hell does Jeremy call the play action fly every third play?”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”
by mikelicht February 1, 2010
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Diploma

"You are still a fuck up, but now you can work" paper.
Rory: "I thought a diploma was like a drama force field" Robert: "Nope, Shit is Dumb"

Rory: "That sounds about right, It should be called your still a fuck up but now you can work paper"

Robert: " Sounds spot on we should write the inventor of the word"

Rory: "I'm calling the dictionary people"
by donotuseyourrealnamehere123456 November 21, 2009
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Diplomatic Cable

A diplomatic cable is a report written by embassy staff to the Department of State in Washington D.C. Thousands are sent a day.
Wikileaks released a bunch of Diplomatic Cables the other day.
by acalarch December 2, 2010
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Dipdop

Slang for a piece of shit

A person looking to cause trouble and immediately leave as soon as things get heavy
Why would you invite that dipdop to the discord server?

Stop being a dipdop.
by My_Real_87_Name January 4, 2021
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Lady Diplomat

A female diplomat, she uses skill and tact in dealing with others.
Person One: Check her out, man. She's got attitude..
Person Two: Yeah, that's Lady Diplomat.
by Miss-Phatty January 1, 2008
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Long-haired diplomacy

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.
After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!
by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011
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