distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports, history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.
A White House distorian says George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.
That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.
All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.
That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.
All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.
by J. Karlin September 13, 2006
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The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008
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I hate going to the dictor. He talks above me. He is a dick.
I hate going to the dictor. He talks above me. He is a dick.
by Funeral Man March 24, 2009
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Get the Doktor Pfeffer mug.A Dikfore is not neccesarily a thing as much as a joke. When you call someone a Dikfore, eventually they will ask the question "What's a Dikfore?" The point is to get a friend to ask this question which sounds a lot like "What is a Dick for?" then you can come up with own answer.
billy: joe you are such a Dikfor.
joe: what the hell is a Dikfore?
Billy: well in your case its for shoving in another guy lololololololol.
joe: what the hell is a Dikfore?
Billy: well in your case its for shoving in another guy lololololololol.
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Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"
by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009
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