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digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.
Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.
by wiretapper October 24, 2016
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Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food
by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022
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disposing digested food

Also known as DDF.Its when you have to poop a lot.
"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.
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Digesting Plastics

A fun experience that will change your life forever.
by Robdobalina21 October 5, 2023
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medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately; it won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2013
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medicine you digest so well lately

A negative social habit one has recently acquired
Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.

Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.

Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma May 20, 2017
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an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2012
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