dicksmart

to be smart like a dick, or to have dick-like instincts

COOl KID: dude i just flipped that dock

SOME FAGGOT: well, that's dicksmart

by monster88kawi5 June 15, 2008

dickset

when you want your penis in a girl's mouth so she can preform oral...hence the work dickSET

Friend: yo check out that chick
You: Daymmm I wana dickset her so bad!

by Demon shan January 26, 2010

Dicksnort

Verb, when you smell the males dick and he cums on you.

oh I really want to dicksnort right now.

by jasogoeiw January 11, 2010

dissertashit

Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.

Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers?

Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.

Person A: Sucks, too bad.

by Doctorjay October 4, 2011

Dissertxt

A balloon text that is so long that it turns into a dissertation.

"Your txt was so long I thought it was a dissertxt".

by remora173 August 1, 2012

Dicksterity

The ability preform complex tasks with one hand whilst masturbating with the other.

Tyler showed great dicksterity while playing his video games and caressing his genitals.

by Cmill August 25, 2014

dickerton

One who has defining characteristics of a dick

Gavin is such a dickerton!!!

by Smellypits101 May 5, 2016