dick-slap

to slap ones dick on something, to be dick slapped is to have a dick slapped on you

drunken swedes started this sport in dublin, they 'dickslapped' various irish monuments and a few irish tramps

herrglad is a dick-slapper

by banjo November 4, 2004

dickstapating

The feeling of being soo horny and your penis is constipating on over due sperm that has overloaded the storage space and seeking an exit from the body prior to bursting

This celibate bullshit my girlfriend put me through for the past months got me dickstapating dude, I feel like a human stuck to two balls of sperm

by Maknoni January 24, 2018

dick slap

what every guy want's to do to there girlfriends/boyfriends.
it's getting your dick hard
and slaping it across there
girlfriend/boyfriends face.

guy: Hey baby look!
girl's face: SMACK!
girl: Did you just dick slap me?
guy: you know it(:

by allisonn August 17, 2007

Harlem Dick Slap

The harlem dick slap is used when your bitch doesnt want to continue in your sexual activites and you remove your penis from her vagina and slap her across the face with your dick coverd in the womans vaginal liquid.

Matt Nay and Peter Boardman Harlem Dick Slapped Brandi so hard last night I herd she was bleeding from the face.

by Tyler Robertson October 15, 2005

dripping dick slap

when you get multiple men to cum on your dick then slap someone with your cum drenched dick.

klervo- "look at that bitch getting a dripping dick slap"

dervo- "yeah she looks like she wont be getting up"

by klervo slerterno May 26, 2008

dickscapade

a reckless adventure or wild prank involving one or more penises--usually involving many penises from strange & unfamiliar men.

Superhead wrote a book to expose her many dickscapades.

by Chris B* July 8, 2010

dick-slap

To slap a sleeping man/woman in the face with your erect penis while they sleep

I give a dick-slap for a blow job

by mik297 September 28, 2009