dickbeaters

using your enormous tits to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature ejaculate.

Stick your peter between my dickbeaters. baby!

by bambamthankyamaam April 4, 2015

dickeater

a person who is being a bitch. Dickeatin - the act of being bitchy, one who would eat dicks.

"Yo you cant smoke in here?"
"Naw, they dickeatin."

by djbnigga February 22, 2005

Dickeater

Someone who eats the cock on a regular bases! Or someone who degrades others for personal satisfaction and self gratification at another persons expense.

Why does brad always have to be a dickeater when there is an group of people

Because he is a fucking dickeater!

by Tyrone2250 December 12, 2010

dickblaster

UR MOM

Having syphalis is really a dickblaster.

by matrixx1 May 29, 2010

stinkin dickole

1. Unwashed eye of a penis

2. Idiot

1. phew! cop a wiff of my STINKIN DICKOLE

2. Why did you do that stupid thing you STINKIN DICKOLE

by have a shower! August 8, 2003

Dickblade

An outstanding, antisocial prick or conniving, delusional dickrag/douchebag/shithead who tends to think himself cunning in the scathing statements he makes and in the absolutely egregious prickery of his repulsive and reprehensible behavior.

A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.

A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.

This is the true definition of dickblade.

"Man, what a fucking DICKBLADE. That prick-fuck just won't LEARN, will he?"

"What a fucking pukestain. He's just a god damn dickblade."

"Listen up, fuckpalm. I don't understand why you have to be such a remarkable prickhole fucker all the time. Why are you such a dickblade?"

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014

Dickolas Sparks

A well known and bestselling romance novel author and Notre Dame grad known for his sappy love stories later adapted into popular movies whose male protagonists are all tall white men over 6 feet and whose female protagonists are all blonde, blue eyed Stacys taking it in the rain and in the shower from chad

Dickolas Sparks just released a new book and they're already turning it into a new Netflix series. Get yours today

by D Flawless August 20, 2020