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Dickless Asshole

1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.

2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008
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Dicklish

To be ticklish on or near the penis and testicles
I found out last night that my boyfriend is dicklish!

Are you dicklish?

Stop! Don't! I'm dicklish!
by UnicornPrincessFreak August 14, 2016
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Dickless Fuckboy

dik/ les/ fək boi
Noun

A fuckboy with no dick who only gets fucked in the mouth and asshole, but does none of the fucking because he is dickless. He is a cum dumpster who enjoys bukkake’s and golden showers.
Example 1: Rusty is definitely Justin’s dickless fuckboy. I bet Justin doesn’t even use his toilet when Rusty's around.

Example 2: I wonder how many dicks that dickless fuckboy, Rusty, has had flapping in his face at the same time.
by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION August 23, 2016
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Dickolosis

He took his pants off and I need a road map to navigate the turns of his dickolosis.
by Dirtywine December 16, 2018
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Dickosexual

A sexual orientation where one is attracted to anyone who has a dick. They may even quote a meme that goes, “My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!”
Person 1: “What’s your sexual orientation?”
Person 2:” I’m Dickosexual”
Person 1: “I can only guess what that means..”
Person 2: Exactly! I love anyone that’s got a nice dick
by AnarchoDyke June 23, 2019
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Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire
hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!
by salma the salmon June 29, 2019
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dicklas

A man, generally of Greek origin, who allegedly bears no penis.
by UrbanDictionary April 25, 2005
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