dickilepsy

just like epilepsy, you're dick is asleep during sex but awake when you are asleep you can cum

abg 1: my bf has dickilepsy
abg 2: might as well fuck him while he asleep then

by asianfasian June 10, 2023

Dickly

Gay in character: feels gay/acts gay, although is not. Usually a behavioral property.

My friend is dickly addicted to me and is always defending my actions against everybody else, especially when I feel like I wanna chill with him, although that his other friends don’t like me

by Fruit Hunter January 21, 2026

de-dickify

The act of muting your TV speakers when Dick Vitale is calling the game you want to enjoy watching.

I turned on the basketball game that I was psyched to watch but saw that Dick Vitale was the announcer. Rather than listen to him try yap and promote Duke throughout the game I pushed mute to de-dickify the speakers.

by ECat March 12, 2017

lickity dickity 3000

When someone is eating chocolate and suck it in a sexual way!!!

friend 1: uhhh look
friend 2: shes giving the lickity dickity 3000...

by holyballsshesdead! March 14, 2022