Dickhonk

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.

Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!

by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009

dickhead sam

A Dickhead Sam is a guy who is a total man whore. He is known to be an ass and a trash person who will do anything for nudes

"He was being Dickhead Sam, as per usual"

by That One Wet Fart February 12, 2018

dickhopping

Similar to island-hopping, but pleasurable to both parties.

Friend 1: Yo, i wanna ask out Jonny in our physics class.
Friend 2: Bro, he's been dickhopping all around that class.

by BlackBerryPicking February 12, 2020

dickhead dave

1. commonly used nickname for a dickhead called david.

Daa wanksta massif: hey look its dickhead dave.
Sexy bitch: hes got a tiny wang.

by daa wanksta massif May 29, 2008

Dickhead

Dickhead is a person that trolls or bullies assholes.

Random person: You sir are an Asshole.

Me: Not so! I'm a Dickhead cause I make Assholes sore. Ask that one over there...

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

dictionary dickhead

Dictionary Dickhead (Noun) A poster who uses ever-more-detailed demands for definitions of the words used by other posters to prevent anyone else from discussing a topic he cannot understand.

That thread was almost fun, apart fro the 17 posts made by our favorite dictionary dickhead.

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 24, 2011

Dickhead

(n.) Used to describe someone who is an illiterate douche. Coupled with a case of arrogance, ignorance, and lacking confidence. People possessing the title of dickhead can easily be found at forums, message boards, and more specifically, at Reddit and Urban Dictionary. People often developed personalities that displeases others, which the witnesses often called that person a dickhead. Used figuratively most often.

"The user who wrote this definition is such a dickhead!"

by Douche V2 March 6, 2013