Dickballgooch

The sweatiest, stickiest, most disgusting part of the penis, right in between the dick, balls, and gooch

John: Damn I gotta clean my dickballgooch it sure is real sweaty down there

Dan: That's gross John I didn't need to hear that

by Liqma April 4, 2019

dickbagel

An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit.

Used in the amazing video game ‘Emily is away <3’ (three)

Mat: if she did break up with you just to date someone else then she’s a total Dickbagel

by ACHAttck14 April 20, 2021

dickbait

1. one who attracts homosexuals.

Get the fuck off dude, i'm trying to pick up a chick and you're dickbait.

by Crazedjoker January 24, 2007

dickballs

noun: derogatory comment; statement of being both a dick and balls.

hey there, dickballs, i'm trying to fuck your sister, get outta here!

by no August 17, 2003

dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.

Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

Dickmatized

A state of mind woman get to after being utterly and totally charmed by a highly skilled love maker. Where the craveing for more isnt unlike a drug addict.

Friend 1 "So how did your date go last night?"
answer " I fucking "dickmatized" her ass!"

by ibpsycho2 September 7, 2011

DICKtatorship

To be controlled or dominated by a man

Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"

by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010