Dick Cheese

dick cheese. When you jizz and its all yellow from chlamydia. OH YEAH ;) Popularized by Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.

Les: LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER ILL SEND YOU A HOBOS DICK CHEESE!!

Flaming Dragon: ..............................

by Batifly February 21, 2011

Dick Cheese

gross mold-like stuff that can form on a dirty penis. has nothing to do with whether or not the subject is circumsized.

by BigWang May 7, 2003

dick cheese

A term to use when douche bag, asshole, jackass, sonuvabitch, or any other frequently used term of dislike just isn't enough.

"You're an asshole"
"Heard that before"
"Okay then dick cheese"

by gotyoguh October 14, 2011

Asian dick cheese

A collection of nasty nut sweat dead skin and old cum and solidifies into a cream in Wichita nasty hoe ate in a porno

You ate my asian dick cheese that's not cottage cheese you filthy fuck

by Dicky'em on down March 24, 2019

Dick Cheese

Ejaculant that is frozen into a cheese substance

I came home from school and saw my brother making dick cheese.

by Dickcheesemghee November 3, 2015

Dick Cheese

"Dick Smith" Brand Cheese

"I am going to the store to look for some Dick Cheese"

by E.T, LCM, VB, etc December 3, 2002

dick cheese

Smegma

An orange cheese-like substance emitted from the male clitoris.

I would have blown him, but he had dick cheese.

by Beangreens September 28, 2009