mcdonald manager diagnosis

when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.

1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.

2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.

3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!

4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.

by MCDONALD'S MANAGER December 6, 2012

Diahrrius

Similar to diarrhea just more iushy.

"Ewww, look at that diarrhea splatter, it's brownish green."

"Your wrong, that's diahrrius, so much more iushy and thick"

by Nazumi January 6, 2008

verbal diahreah

It is also known as diahreah of the mouth, its when you open your mouth and the most stupid, asshole like bullshit just keeps pouring out. You just cant stop saying dumb moronic crap and land up making your self look like a complete idiot. This seems to occur all the time at board meetings at work. Usually when a boss has a break through idea, need I say more....

Wow! Mr Wizz has some great ideas to share at the meeting at 2pm, probably just another case of verbal diahreah again...

by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

swag diagonal

Someone who is beyond cool, even beyond swag up!

J-cookie "hey! Justin bieber is pretty swag diagonal huh?!?!"
Seven "Are you kidding me brehh???"

by KayNob and LDeboer May 5, 2013

Self-Diagnosis

is the process of diagnosing, or identifying, medical conditions in oneself. It may be assisted by medical dictionaries, books, resources on the Internet, past personal experiences, or recognizing symptoms or medical signs of a condition that a family member previously had.

Self-diagnosis is prone to error and may be potentially dangerous if inappropriate decisions are made on the basis of a misdiagnosis.Because of the risks, self-diagnosis is officially discouraged by governments

by BrainonFire October 8, 2019

diahrea of the mouth

a condition where somone speaks for a long period of time without makeing a rational point.

Somone suffering from diahrea of the mouth would explain situations as follows:

Like Sarah went to the mall to buy these shoes that were like so last season; and when I told her she was all like "like you would have any real fasion sense anyway" and I was like "like as if" and she was like "AS IF!!!" Can you believe her? I mean, you know?

by JimRiech June 11, 2006

Diag Rats

Diag Rats refers to a group of people who hang around a spot called the "diag".

This spot is a common meetingplace on University of Michigan property in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The Diag is a central sort of walk-only campus with many grassy areas to sit on. It gets its name because of the many walkways and paths that run through it diagonally to the streets surrounding it.

"Diag Rats" are local Ann Arbor (and sometimes neighboring cities) residents who hang out in the diag on a regular basis. Most of these locals range in age from teens to mid-twenties, and a few older.

Look at that big group of Diag Rats sitting under the tree. I wonder if they have any drugs?

by Ashface! September 25, 2006