Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."
"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"
1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"
1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"
by Caboose988 July 9, 2018
Get the Diagonal Sex mug.similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch
doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."
you- "Fuck Me!"
doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."
you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"
you- "Fuck Me!"
doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."
you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"
by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011
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A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.
Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020
Get the Self Diagnosed ADHD mug.When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.
by CaptainCatLoaf November 24, 2019
Get the Diagonal Walk mug.The obsession with needing a diagnosis for any problem that occurs in one’s life. Often results in a self-diagnosis.
“Mom, my foot’s been aching after my 5k walk, I think I need to get it checked out.”
“You just went to the doctor’s last week for a sore throat, maybe this time he’ll say it’s diagnosiphilia.”
“You just went to the doctor’s last week for a sore throat, maybe this time he’ll say it’s diagnosiphilia.”
by shaxingg January 6, 2021
Get the diagnosiphilia mug.-A word to describe the moment of when one's personal space intersects with the another.
-The act of getting up in someone's face to make them feel uncomfortable/start a conversation.
-The act of getting up in someone's face to make them feel uncomfortable/start a conversation.
"Dude, this hot chick was venn diagramming me earlier! I think she likes me!"
"That old dude with the large coat has venn diagrammed me a couple of times already. I need an adult."
"I can't hear you from over there! We need to be venn diagramming to have a proper conversation!"
"You. Me. Venn diagramming. Bed. *wink*"
"That old dude with the large coat has venn diagrammed me a couple of times already. I need an adult."
"I can't hear you from over there! We need to be venn diagramming to have a proper conversation!"
"You. Me. Venn diagramming. Bed. *wink*"
by IStealRocks May 3, 2015
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