When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
by crispypiss December 12, 2018
A: "Hey, what you doing? Wanna grab some food?"
B: "Erm, can't right now, kinda started some naked DIY..."
A: "tmi... 🙄"
B: "Erm, can't right now, kinda started some naked DIY..."
A: "tmi... 🙄"
by RobMadeMeDoIt October 06, 2016
Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal
by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022
A picture of a joyful girl standing in her nicely decorated room, giving positive energy to those who sees it.
by TCN Dictionary May 12, 2023
by Sharkynm March 19, 2018
A man willing to offer general household upkeep (DIY, mounting shelves, fitting doors, laying floors etc), in exchange for sex.
Very similar to a sugar daddy.
Very similar to a sugar daddy.
by The.Bear.123456 November 25, 2021