When did I ask

The peak of retardation. The ultimate thing said, when you just want to be a complete cunt to everyone anywhere. Specifically used by 9 year olds, or people who sound 9. If you use this, do the world a favour, and never speak again.

"When?"
"What?"
"When did I ask"

by PeakofEvolution May 26, 2020

When did I ask?

The thing dickheads use to completely shut down a conversation they don’t really care about. Starts by saying ‘when’ then the person be confused, and you continue by saying ‘when did I ask?’. This will achieve hatred pure hatred from the person you say it to.

Lachie: oi Damo, I scored with your chick last night
Damo: when?
Lachie: what?
Damo: WHen dID I AsK?!

by That-one-guy-you-hate March 12, 2020

When did i mask

When your someone is telling a story you don’t give a fuck about but keeps going on about it. Because of COVID - 19 you say “when did i mask”.

Luke: I went to New Zealand once

Will: WHEN DID I MASK

by Idwhbvnrfmeuhv nt April 28, 2020

Did I hear a bell?

a phrase used in taunts
see also schooled

Kyle: Did I hear a bell? Cuz i'm taking you to school!

Andy: Shut up!(runs away and cries)

by nightwing August 02, 2005

when did i ask

the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.

"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"

by shesgotbunda February 08, 2021

Did I Just Go There

Abbreviation for Did I Just Go There.... dot AL (Well thats the up for discussion and creativeness) A term used for the out of the box, creative minds who aren't afraid to push the boundaries. People who come up with crazy idea usually "Go there!

#DIJGTAL #DIDIJUSTGOTHERE

"I'm going to build an exclusive dealership on the moon that sells customised rocket ships....Daaaaaaam "DID I JUST GO THERE"

by DIJGT.AL January 26, 2018

When DID I ASK

When a Nine Year Old or Stupid Person wants to annoy someone for no reason and they think they are cool when they use it. Lets be honest we've seen these kids before.

When DID I ASK
Annoying Person: When
Normal Annoyed Person:??? What
Annoying Person: DID I ASK

by Lifeisfragile January 28, 2021