dextrotexting

Texting on one's cell phone with only the right hand

While sending text messages in the car, I must resort to dextrotexting.

by csachs22 December 1, 2010

dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.

My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010

dexterise

To wrap, cover a room or other item entirely in clear plastic.

(Based upon a popular television series, Dexter. Where the serial killer covers a room from ceiling to floor with clear plastic prior to killing his victim.)

Because I will be sanding plaster and painting this weekend, I need to dexterise the room.

by Jan :) May 11, 2016

Dextering

When you have sex with a girl who is having her period... its a bloody crime scene.

Do you want to give me a dextering tonight?

by Queen Shabubu September 1, 2019

Dextrophobia

Fear of objects on the right side of the body

person: AHHHHH I HAVE A RIGHT ARM!! AND A RIGHT LEG!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

thats Dextrophobia for you

by DarkMuffin666 July 27, 2020

Dexter

A Dexter is someone so stupid to the point they think blind people need sign language >:/

Wow- that person is such a Dexter

by Dexter_:/ September 5, 2022

the dextroverse discord

A chaotic cesspool of degeneracy full of wooks, junkies, the homeless, schizos, lolcows, and autists: united only in their fiending for an F tier drug found in over-the-counter cough syrup. A microcosmic glimpse into the lives of society's outcasts - those who slipped through the cracks and are left to rot in the sewage found below. Great community, 10/10 would recommend to a friend.

Hey dude my guy, did you leave the dextroverse discord ™?

Yeah homie... the shenanigans and absolute tomfoolery were too much for my fragile normie mind to handle :(

by stinky pisshole June 16, 2023