Danny DeVito

The physical saint. He has monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong.

Ayo, Sexy beast be packin'. Danny DeVito is god!

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Danny Devito

Talein ‘s Daddy / Boyfriend / Sugardaddy

Danny Devito:

Yo talein who is that man???

“MY DADDY”

by rybread400 September 19, 2019

Danny Devito

God, but sexier.

“What in the name of Danny Devito have you kids been up to!?”

by YesMyNameIsLogan March 2, 2020

Danny devito

The hottest man alive. He’ll make you cum appon looking at him. Also best version of wolverine

Don’t look he’s a Danny devito

by Space troll 69 December 12, 2019

Danny Devito

A living specimen who is an absolute unit and is almost as hot as shrek

Danny devito “UHHHHH oh shrek harder HARDER”

by MR. Jameino Le Lafayette December 21, 2019

Bernie DeVito

Can be used as the joke name of Irish president Michael D. Higgins when Danny DeVito came out to say that 'someone told me that the irish president looks like me playing bernie sanders'

Person 1: 'hey who did you vote for in November'
Person 2: 'obviously Bernie DeVito, who didnt?'

by Alexandria_eternal June 14, 2020

Dirty DeVito

When you're a morbidly obese man who likes even more morbidly obese women, but you're both too fat to copulate. So instead, you have her sit on your face. However, because she is so morbidly obese, she can't reach far enough around to wipe herself, so you end up with a vertical racing stripe of feces on your face. The dirty DeVito.

They were so fat, the best they could do is a Dirty DeVito. Afterwards he had to wash his face.

by Cardone6969 January 19, 2010