Danny Devito

literally fucking god. There no other way to explain him

simp: who's Danny Devito?
intellectual: you dare speak of the lord in vein child?

by a person, nosy little pp April 17, 2020

Danny Devito

God himself

Kid 1:Danny Devito is god.
Kid 2: OH MY GOD HE IS!!! HE SHOULD BE WOLVERINE
Kid 1: YESSSSSSS!

by Penus 42069AHHHHHHHHHHHH February 25, 2020

Danny Devito

God, but sexier.

“What in the name of Danny Devito have you kids been up to!?”

by YesMyNameIsLogan March 2, 2020

Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito is a beautiful man with the shape of a sexy beast and a cock the size of every weeb’s love for ZeroTwo

Girl 1: Who’s your favourite actor?
Girl 2: Danny DeVito of course!
Girl 1: *has orgasm at the sound of his name being said*

by A very horny weeb May 29, 2020

Bernie DeVito

Can be used as the joke name of Irish president Michael D. Higgins when Danny DeVito came out to say that 'someone told me that the irish president looks like me playing bernie sanders'

Person 1: 'hey who did you vote for in November'
Person 2: 'obviously Bernie DeVito, who didnt?'

by Alexandria_eternal June 14, 2020

Danny DeVito

The physical saint. He has monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong.

Ayo, Sexy beast be packin'. Danny DeVito is god!

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Dirty DeVito

When you're a morbidly obese man who likes even more morbidly obese women, but you're both too fat to copulate. So instead, you have her sit on your face. However, because she is so morbidly obese, she can't reach far enough around to wipe herself, so you end up with a vertical racing stripe of feces on your face. The dirty DeVito.

They were so fat, the best they could do is a Dirty DeVito. Afterwards he had to wash his face.

by Cardone6969 January 19, 2010