mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.

mutually assured destruction by Anonymous September 3, 2003

Woman of Mass Destruction 

Warrior Babe named Summer Vale in the film "Dark Rising" and TV series "The Savage Tales of Summer Vale" played by actress Brigitte Kingsley.

Karl; That Summer Vale chick kicks ass eh?
Sonia; A liberated woman you mean.
Karl; Ha, her T shirt says "Woman of Mass Destruction"
Sonia; I thought her T shirt would get your attention!
Karl; Mass Destraction more like it, she's Hot!
Sonia; She'd kick your ass Karl

Woman of Mass Destruction by Movie Maaad April 4, 2011

total pussy destruction

When a pussy is totally destroyed by a big thick cock =total pussy destruction

Total pussy destruction is what happend to that girl after riding that guys cock

total pussy destruction by cunt munchier July 13, 2014

weapons of ass destruction 

A diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your anus and rectum is destroyed by lethally hot liquid shit that feels like it's filled with razors. Usually to be had after a curry or eating at Taco Bell.

OH MY GOD!!!! My anus is BLEEDING! AAAAAAAARGH!

weapons of ass destruction by The Jigga Man March 8, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Any of multiple substances which can not be found in Iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush

weapons of mass destruction by buttonshXc February 7, 2004

weapons of ass destruction 

What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.

weapons of ass destruction by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.

The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....

weapon of ass destruction by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003