despise

To dislike something or someone very much, can be acompanied with overacted emotional responses when subject is noticed.

Peter really despises rap music.

by mwaha123 January 23, 2012

Desperate Dick Syndrome

A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity. The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.

Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.

by Collin Jones October 2, 2007

Desperado's Wager

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.

1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.

2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.

by billcosby7 September 27, 2010

despina

Greek name for "Lady". Commonly interchanged with the virgin mary's name.. the nameday is August 15th. Nicknames for Despina are Des, Desi, Debbie, Despinoula, Despinaki.

Despina Kats is the coolest ever, and Despina Vandi is a famous pop singer.

by Despinoula April 25, 2008

desperbation

Furiously masturbating in a desperate attempt for personal gratification, where none can be found elsewhere.

"I was so stressed over my physics coursework that I locked myself in my room for over six hours of desperbation. Now I hurt."

by ironblueintention April 6, 2006

desperascorn

Noun: The emotional conflict created when a desperation to get laid is thwarted by a scornful attitude towards the only available sexual candidates.

Not to be confused with the despericorn, a mythical creature that is super hot & clever but will bang your sorry self anyway and not treat you like crap afterwards.

The barfly that had been wooing me with shots all night almost had a chance, but then the houselights came up after last call & I was filled with desperascorn.

by arbisun June 11, 2008

Desperacity Climax

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012