Derp

A huge and dramatical case of retardation

Derpy derp derp

by Derps October 26, 2010

derp

a stupid joke that you could see a mile away

derp de derp de derpidy derp

by jonnyg September 1, 2006

derpes

A contagious form of right-wing rhetoric. An intellectual disease infecting the Republican Party.

After the GOP debates, every one of the candidates has been infected with derpes.

by D. J. M. November 13, 2011

Derping

Scared and coughing

"Is 'derping' still being used? Do people even say that or is my boomer showing? If its not being used, could I change its meaning to 'scared and coughing?'"- CallMeKevin 2020

by Jim Pickens's victom December 3, 2020

derp

a stupid act committed by an individual which is regretted in retrospect.

passing out with your shoes off at a party is considered a MAJOR derp

by ferral penguin June 29, 2011

derp

A funny sounding word that is used after a dumb joke.

It's behind your ear, Derp!

by Cpt.Bob October 16, 2003

Derp

N. 1.Epic fail. An attempt at something of extreme greatness, but an utter fail. Antonym: Herp. 2. An expression used in the act of failing, often an exclamation. 3. The name for someone/thing that has failed.

V. Sucking really hard.

N. 1.
1: That guy ate it so hard on that triple pirouette.

2: I know, right?! What a derp.

N. 2.
1(while belly-flopping into a pool): DERP!

N. 3.
1: You honestly tried to pull off cooking 30 brownies in 20 minutes? You fucking derp.

V.
1: Have you ever herped so hard you derped?

by RadioactivePuppy October 26, 2010