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Decorative gourd

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.

.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd

Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023
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Derivative content

The quality of the derivative content speaks for itself.
Hym "I don't have access to a list of the derivative content but it is ALWAYS critically acclaimed BEFORE I EVEN REALISE THE SHOW AND/OR CHARACTER IS DERIVED FROM MY CONTENT. I SAID I WAS AN OMEGA MALE AND THE WORLD SAID I AM THE SIGMA MALE. There is ALWAYS a point at which a character or show is revealed to be derivative of my content. It's always after everyone loves the content and the sucess of the show or the popularity of the character is ALWAYS precedes my shout out to the show or character. So no. Try again."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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Derivative

No. It's not the same as porn.
Hym "No, actually, Urban Dictionary has the right to 'Make or sell derivative content' but I should 'solely and exclusively' control the trademark of the the brand name 'Hym Iam' and copyright of the content."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
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derogatative

Saying that I live in a slum is derogatative!
by deroagagtive September 17, 2023
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decorative ribs

When you work in a toolshop, let’s say, in Oldcastle Ontario, and your toolmaker sees something he has no clue about what the function is, so he makes up such a wild idiotic assumption, it makes you question if he’s high, but he’s not, so you think he’s just retarded.
“These ribs cut into this core are so shallow, they must be decorative ribs…. “
“Dude, you’re retarded.”
by Allstar mold maker February 24, 2025
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Derivative

The scientific application of measuring anal play enjoyment of a male subject by holding their flaccid member from behind while simultaneously applying pressure between their cheeks. The weight and growth measured during direct contact via the holder to the hole from behind is what is calculated using this method.
“I found out recently at my derivative appointment that a tongue punch to my fart box is 6x just a finger insertion!”
by DoctorDerivative August 18, 2025
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derivative

finds the slope of any function, particularly how fast my life is becoming worse
find the derivative of 3x
actually the derivative of my life’s goodness is -1928271718x^2887777
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025
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