genital desecration

A physical activity in which a female's genitalia is obliterated by a male penis.

See Also: genitally desecrating.

Woman: Where'd my vagina go?
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am. It appears you are suffering from genital desecration.

by The Tig June 28, 2007

Desperation

The most fucking hardest emotion to deal with as a guy. Seriously, the desperation over women makes you want to kill yourself. All it takes is physical beauty, a sweet voice and seductive body language and facial expressions and a normal guy will be overpowered by such greed to want to fuck the beautiful goddess that he just met like 5 minutes ago. But once she decides to leave (in a teasing manner of course), it's like the feeling of having your money taking away, or someone who you really love and trust simply abandon you. Imagine a loved one or a friend promising to meet and spend time with you, only to abandon you and you'll realize the magnitude of the hell that single guys go through. Or try to imagine having to function without food or sleep.

Desperation can lead to anxiety depression and suicide. It's the Achilles heal of a man.

After watching a movie involving seduction and sex, so many guys will feel desperation, and envious at the fact that it didn't happen to them. It's painful and sad to be the ones who lose out in such a competitive and vicious game of sexuality.

by anonymous6812 December 17, 2008

Desperation Salad

A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.

Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.

by luckydespot June 23, 2009

decleration of independance

1. The document that severs america from britain.

2. A divorce contract.

1. John Hancock signed the decleration.

2 man my wife is a b**** i'm get a decleration of independance

by Nickoles January 15, 2007

Desperation

People that are so desperate for a girlfriend that they will go out with a girl from Canada that they met over X-Box Live.

Dave Farrell had a girlfriend in Canada who he met over X-Box Live.

by Nobody May 13, 2005

Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

by dr1nk January 24, 2012

desperation beer

The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.

"Better do a beer run, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012